Welcome to Not Me! Monday! I think it's funny that this is probably the only weekly blog fun that I know I can keep up with - because I KNOW I'll always have something to confess :) This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
This week...
When I had a dream about being in a coma for a week, I did not wake up and think hmm, that would be nice.
When we were all sick and Sophia peed in my bed at midnight, I did not slap a pull up on her, throw a towel over the spot, think thank goodness for mattress pads, and go back to sleep. I'm sure I cleaned everything up and changed the sheets right then and there...
I did not immediately start shopping for baby clothes and gender neutral crib bedding, before even deciding for certain whether we would become foster parents or not.
I did not spend almost every evening this week in bed watching Lifetime movies. Even when I'm sick, I would never waste precious evenings hours like that when there is housework to be done!
I did not take seven pregnancy tests in a four day period (they were all negative). No, I'm sure I waited until the actual day AF was due and then only took ONE to confirm it was ok to come off the progesterone. Those suckers are expensive, and seven would be totally wasteful!
Nope, not me!
1 comment:
haha... these are hilarious. Especially covering up the pee with a towel thing. I am sure every mom has done that at some point in their lives.
have a great week!
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