Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week. ;)

As for me...

I did not offer my two year old a gummy bear to get off my lap so I could finish writing a few emails. I would never use candy to bribe a baby.

I did not just totally blow my grocery store budget on fresh sushi, which I did not eat in the car on the way home like a littly piggy... and even if I had done those things, I would never have burried the evidence at the bottom of the trash can by lifting out some trash bags and placing the sushi container under them.

I did not stay in my pajamas all day Saturday, and leave my kids in pajamas all day Saturday, just because it was cold and rainy.

I so did not throw away a perfectly good sippy cup, just because I was too squeamish to open it up and deal with the rancid milk inside.

I did not have Sun Chips and orange Fanta for dinner last night. That would be gross.

I did not call myself at work while I was off and leave myself a voicemail message full of reminders.... and end it with "okay thanks! bye!"

And I most certainly did not give the puppy Dramamine and a bone and put him in his crate so I could have a couple of puppy-free hours while Davis was out of town last week.

Nope, not me ;)